April 07:
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4-1-07  Kill me... kill me before it gets too late.
4-2-07  I hear this really happens.
4-3-07        Is this what really goes on?  Because every mom on
earth loves Tracy Chapman.
4-4-07   Every little girl's dream.
4-5-07   Its an every night thing.... not really that cute when you remember I'm           
almost twenty
4-6-07  Worth it.
4-7-07  Crap indeed.
4-8-07    Fuck you, missing button.
3-9-07  Picking up a spare... like coming back to get the family and friends
3-10-07  You've been pack ratted!!!!
3-11-07     It really was him...
4-12-07  Congratulations, you now have tetanus.
4-13-07  This is what happened when I figured out that I could draw myself doing
anything
4-14-07  That's it- NERD OFF!!  ......... awwwww shhiiit!
4-15-07  Doorknobs are responsible for 80% of second-hand wiener contact.
4-16-07  Sponges:  full of more germs than you could ever imagine.
4-17-07 Not all of you... just the ones that can't tip.
4-18-07  I really need to think about eating healthier.
4-19-07  I could never leave you, Cheesy!
4-20-07  You had me at hello.
4-21-07  Jobs that i should never have, part 1:  Priest  for Spanish mass... (I
can't  speak Spanish)
4-22-07  At least I cared enough to try and mask the horrible smell.
4-23-07  We have the first oven ever made....ever.
4-24-07  Jobs that I should never have, part 2:  Gwen Stefani's image consultant.
4-25-07  The other day I ripped my pants getting them off the hanger, and didn't notice 'till          
I was at work.
4-26-07  Jobs that I should never have, part 3:  God.
4-27-07  Well, I did make great tips that night.....
4-28-07  Certainly not root beer!
4-29-07  We moved not too long ago... and moving  takes forever when you're a pack-rat.
4-30-07  Me... Thank God