May 07:
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5-01-07  Jobs that I should never have, part 4:  Wienerologist
5-02-07  Or at least show you a good photo finish.
5-03-07  But whatever the reason is, my fly is open 90% of the time.
5-04-07  How to turn a strawberry into a strawesomeberry:
5-05-07   Hells yes, I loves me some pepto.
5-06-07  I'm sure its just nothing...right?
5-07-07 The most needy relationship I will ever have is with my cell phone.
5-08-07  As far as video game skills go, I am up there with the most Asian of gamers.
5-09-07  I shall call it "disco ball-chic"
5-10-07  Good ol'  T.W.G.E.I.
5-11-07  You tell those science bullies to leave you alone.
5-12-07  O.K.... it might have something to do with me being a waitress...
5-13-07  Welcome to Chez Doodle.
5-14-07 But, hey... at least I cared enough to give him a little hat.
5-15-07  You know what this website needs?  More poop jokes.
5-16-07  Maybe both?  Artistic and French.....Fartistic!
5-17-07  That single protein never stood a chance.
5-18-07  I don't think I should be this happy about working at a video game store.
5-19-07  Half mohawk, half fauxhawk.... all douche bag.
5-20-07   Prolonged developing of a gross old man beard can result in...yeah
5-21-07  It would be awesome to go around drawing wieners and cuss words in mid-air
5-22-07   But now I'll have some explaining to do when my husband finds make-out marks.
5-23-07 Totally necessary, totally awesome.
5-24-07  I mean, I still do it when it needs doing... but fuck showers, dude.
5-25-07   I'm rooting for the "complaint" near the crotch.
5-26-07  Thank God that we don't have a shovel... 'cause I could go for some
chocolate innards
5-26-07  See? There's a good reason for me being late today... right there in the
Book of Doodle
5-28-07  Seriously... what does it take to get a little dancing?
5-29-07  There's good... then there's " rub on your face good". Which do you prefer?
5-30-07  This is my gift;  my curse. Who am I? The Toilet Breaker.
5-31-07  You see,  if you cannot afford tipping, you simply cannot afford a steak.