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12-10-08   Well, he has been a really good boy this year....
12-11-08    Pancubes
12-09-08  I guess I'm not naked very often, because it scared the crap outta me.
12-12-08     Theres so much to be gained with either one!
12-08-08    He was delightful!!!!
12-13-08    Being an adult is hard.
12-07-08      order of operations
12-14-07     You're welcome.
12-15-08     It was bad last night.  I was too busy puking to wipe off the puke that back-splashed
         on my face.
12--06-08   I ask myself this every morning when I decide what to wear.
12--05-08        And your numbers up.
12-16-08   Thats all going to be one meal too.
12-04-08     My friend's dog is turning 18 in a couple of months, and he gets these tumor-esque
growths on him.  One is on his wiener, and it looks just like that.  He is awesome.
12-17-08     I would probably be the next worst
12-03-08       Everyone loves getting a puppy.
12-18-08       I'm probably going to sleep through the alarm.
12-02-08    When I'm on a diet, I never stop being hungry 'til I eat a steak.
12-19-08   Just a bunch of nose-picking and pink eye.
12-01-08     Get 'em while they're hot!
12-20-08        Best boyfriend ever.
12-21-08      Also known as the stressful way.
12-22-08      Why are the best ones also the most vulgar?
12-23-08     that starfish is effed.
12-24-08       Up on the housetop- STAB!-STAB!-STAB!!
12-25-08       Merry Christmas guys :)
12-26-08    Bags of it!!! Chris has yet to give me his gift though.
12-27-08     But you have to say it with the "C".
12-28-08    A couple more gifts like this and I'll have to cave in to squirtin out stupid effin baby.
12-29-08       Is there some trick that I'm missing?
12-30-08     I've been super busy all day.
12-31-08      And who wants to start the new year with corpse friends?