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1-14-09 Better than diet Hawaiian Donkey Punch I guess....
1-15-09 Why is it so hard for me to remember what day of the week it is?!
1-13-09 Stupid lack of ass making it impossible to find pants >:(
1-16-09 I'm tired of your ridiculous ass drinkin' three cokes every five minutes.
1-12-09 I just realized that I didn't break any toilets in 2008!!!
1-17-09 Its ok little guy, I'm eating him first....
1-11-09 Whether it is nobler in the mind to try and be funny, or stay really really lazy.
1-18-09 I know I do!
1-19-09 I will kindly forward all congratulatory emails to my husband. Just send them to:
tiffany@tiffadoodles.com
tiffany@tiffadoodles.com
1-10-09 That, and the Golden Girls.
1-20-09 At least its not a dirty pootini.
1-09-09 And there is no snooze when you have to kill your alarm every morning.
1-21-09 Now I'm just as bitter as the assholes who work there. And guess who's going back tomorrow?!?!
1-08-09 Its been over a year since I've gotten it cut.
1-22-09 I'm not saying its the best idea ever, I'm just pointing out that you have probably never
had a better idea, now have you?
had a better idea, now have you?
1-07-09 But at least it was only the clothes I loved, and the ones I need for work, right?
1-23-09 I've actually debated this with a friend of mine before... and yes, I do think about stupid
shit like this all the time.
shit like this all the time.
1-06-09 I'm already using hard-core wrinkle cream, so age can suck my balls.
1--24-08 Yeah, I'm all down with marbling in my meat but... just... no.
1-05-09 Me too, buddy... Me too.
1--26-09 I wish everybody would stop bashing on religion...
1-4-09 Electron blocked
1-25-06 Its not good 'til its crunchy!
1--27-09 Its better than animal planet! They slurped them up like spaghetti!
1-03-09 I could eat cake forever.....
1--28-09 So good that I had to make up a word to describe it. Benomenal: bomb, and phenomenal,
together at last
together at last
1--29-08 There! Now thats its in writing I don't have to worry about getting stabbed.
1-02-09 Now all I have to do is paint it purple, and I will have every boy in the world rolling their eyes
in unison.
in unison.
1-01-09 I drive like a grandma.
1-30-09 I don't wanna think about how much bigger the backstreet boys section is...
1-31-09 Just give in...
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