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6-01-10   ...and a month later we moved to Reno, where the biggest little wind will blow down your fucking fence.
6-02-10  Then Dragon Age Origins came out...and I beat it like four times in a row...seriously.
6-03-10     Then I totally got ANOTHER puppy!! Gimli!!!!!
6-04-10  More of my story tomorrow.  Today, this:
6-05-10  And mass Effect 2 finally came out...and Thane Krios gave me some serious questions about my sexuality through my
three or four play-throughs.
6-06-10   Yeah, it's really hard to wanna do doodles when you got bioware singing your name all sexy-like in your ear.
6-07-10   So that unicorn doodle took me over 6 hours to make... I wanna get more use out of it, so I sat down and thought about
everything having a unicorn would make better. Majesty in aisle 3!!
6-08-10   There is not nearly enough butt hole on this site.
6-09-10      I kinda wish I was kidding on this one...
6-10-10     That would be the only thing that would get me stoked about showering.
6-11-10  He knows just how to talk to a lady.
6-12-10    Epic charity.
6-13-10     Because the crying wasn't bad enough.
6-14-10  His name is Ladybigs.
6-15-10       I'd like to imagine us watching something completely ordinary.  Like Cosby.
6-16-10    Man....  Should astrology jokes make me laugh this much?
6-17-10    Now I want skittles...
6-18-10   I couldn't help ma-self.
6-19-10    You would think I would've gotten a saddle by now...
6-20-10   Kernel holocaust
6-21-10     Twice if I need to.
6-22-10    I know, I know, this is totally unrealistic.  That's what makes it funny, because in real-life we'd be wearing seatbelts.
6-23-10    I don't like corndogs.  And yes, I guess that does make me a terrorist.
6-24-10    That's what it would take to get me into a club.  I can't Imagine icky boys hitting on you while on a unicorn
6-25-10       I'm going through one of their vacations right now.
6-26-10        Cupcakes+zombie=the perfect tiffadoodle
6-27-10  That's a bad apple.
6-28-10   Cacti are always down for a party.
6-29-10        :(
6-30-10      I think the jingling would also be a plus.