9-1-10 And while you guys are out being young and social, I've just described 80% of my nights.
9-2-10 And since I have a good(?) cupcake/wiener joke....
9-3-10 It matters, not that it took me four days to open that jar of mayo, but more that I got
it the eff open.
9-4-10 It's not ever that much off, but today it read 136 degrees, when it was probably closer to
132.... thanks Fresno. I've missed you too.
9-5-10 Really though, I have a box somewhere that is mostly colanders.
9-6-10 I want everyone to know of our love.
9-7-10 That milk has got a case of sour grapes.
9-8-10 Birthday cake.
9-9-10 Though, come think of it, snack times weren't that different when I was married.... I am pure class.
9-10-10 Broccoli and rice, sitting in a tree......
9-11-10 I mean, they were clean....but still....
9-12-10 I wonder if they make a seven-bladed razor....
9-13-10 Hopefully my blinds are a gap-free haven...
9-14-10 So unpacking takes a lot longer than packing, because there is no deadline...
9-15-10 Seriously, Sarcasm... I am nothing without you.
9-16-10 And they're normally so fashion conscious.
9-17-10 I wonder what else unpacking has in store for me.
9-18-10 Or even "normal-looking wink".
9-19-10 I think only the chosen sugar cookies get to move up to snickerdoodledom
9-20-10 I mean, I already have to remember get food for myself, and that's hard enough as it is.
9-21-10 And now I feel like I'll get arrested for watching those scenes....
9-22-10 Looks like we're gonna have a sticky situation...
9-23-10 Sometimes I forget that the world isn't supposed to look like a dream sequence...
9-24-10 I'm back to waiting. Few things are as funny as sever bitterness.
9-25-10 Enjoy!!
9-26-10 And I have neither in my apartment!
9-27-10 *Cameo doodle!* The inside of my belly, as told by Shawn.
9-28-10 Toasty weenie
9-29-10 It's a good thing that I just bought like 10 jackets, then, isn't it?
9-30-10 And then to celebrate, I don't do any chores for at least a week.