4-16-08         Worst second place prize, ever.
4-15-08      Stupid smelly white blossom tree.
4-17-09       Coming down.
4-14-08       I have to use stupid spray-on.
4-18-08       YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
4-13-07    Take notes.
4-19-08  Sad but true.
4-12-08       Someone needs to buy me a puppy before I make one out of my own hair.  I'm
planning on getting a boy by the way.  Im gonna turn this thing into a gay Holden Caulfield.
4-20-08     Mostly hurty though....and blindy.
4-11-08   Its a funny word
4-21-08   Dude, that shit is pretty bananas........bo banas.
4-10-08      Really though, starfish are full of poop.  I had to dissect one in seventh grade.
4-22-08        So gay, so addicting.
4-09-08         Tappin' for tampons.
4-23-08     With Saruman?!?!   I think I'm gonna be sick.
4-08-08        Its just really hard to stay edgy with a cheeseburger.
4-24-08     One day I am totally going to go for it.
4-07-08    On second thought, I guess balls wouldn't be my worst option.
4-25-08  Peaches taste like how heartburn feels.
4-06-08  This would be funnier if I couldn't see myself doing this.
4-26-08    My contacts have all of this crud in them, and i don't have my backups yet :(
4-05-08  I hate you, wisdom tooth...
4-27-08       It is a lot of hate....
2-04-08      Guilt in three...two...
4-28-08        it was really a lot less funny and a lot more stabby.
2-03-08      The horrible grammar is what makes this one funny.
4-29-08      At least I can pull them off
2-02-08   Creation of Witch King.
4-30-08   Yeah, that TOTALLY would have sucked.... oh wait.
4-01-08    Its funny because I had to change this so I don't get sued, and I tried to be
             boring.... and  I still ended up being funnier than Dilbert
April 08