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9-01-08       If I had a wiener, part 5...?
9-02-08     They're cute... but thats about it.
9-03-08   Cultured.
9-04-08    She's Martha meets Macgyver.
9-5-08   On a side note: pills do not make everything go away..... don't kill yourself, thats lame.
9-6-08      Kinda makes your day look like shit, huh?
9-7-08    Seriously, I think I'm going to have to not rinse out my conditioner more often.
9-8-08         Who ya gonna call?
9-9-08    I'm taking it pretty hard.
9-10-08    Yay!!! I got to be lazy!!!
9-11-08       Who doesn't love thinkin' about cupcakes?
9-12-08   Even cupcakes love thinkin' about cupcakes.
9-13-08     The number one complaint that I get is that theres not enough Cheesy.  
   
   I guess he's better than ol' washed up me.
9-14-08     Thumbs up.
9-15-08     I don't know which was worse.
9-16-08   I effing hate seafood.
9-17-08    Its pretty hard to register a fell beast.
9-18-08     We didn't do it just to be quirky either, we just didn't want to bring it up the stairs and
                needed something to put our drinks on.
9-19-08    I love Autumn.
9-20-08   Its not fair, I tells ya.
9-21-08    Its kind of gross because he eats in water.
9-22-08       If I had a wiener, part 6.
9-23-08    Sorry guys, but its hard to come between me and star wars video games.
9-24-08     Stupid effin damn effin Star effin Destroyer.
      Nerds, feel free to pass this around gaming forums.
9-25-08     He's kinda sensitive about me forgetting Wednesdays.
9-26-08  If I don't know you that well, chances are that I don't want to hear about your vagina...
      Just saying.
9-27-08    Get it ?!?!? COUNT Dooku?!?! .... These are the jokes, folks.
9-28-08      Nah, they're good for another...month.
9-29-08      Best breakfast ever.
9-30-08      Forecast for today:  100% chance of adorable!